We Have Some Jokes Too!

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1.One day Ti Malice went over to Bouki's house.

When he arrived at the lakou, he was shocked at what he saw, and watched for some time. Bouki was playing dominoes with his dog! Ti Malice say, "Bouki, what a brilliant dog you have! He can play dominoes." "I don't know,"said Bouki, "he's not so smart.

I beat him 3 out of 5 games already!"
2.Un homme lit le journal et dit à son épouse
savais-tu que les femmes utilisent 30,000 mots par
jour et les hommes 15,000.
La femme lui répond:
c'est facile à expliquer, il faut toujours répéter
deux fois la même chose aux hommes.

L'homme se retourne vers celle-ci et dit:
Quoi?

3.SPAGHETTI
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it, " he said. The wife obeyed, and, watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written

34;Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without!!!
4. WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
5.A.N.AL GLAUCOMA
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of A.N.A.L glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is A.N.A.L glaucoma?"
She replies, "I can't see my A.S.S. coming into work today."

Lionne, January 30 2008, 4:52 PM

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