Dear President Preval. I have a Complaint.

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I saw a picture of you on the travel2Haiti site. First I have to say that I know you are between a rock and a hard place.

On one hand there are sharks and piranhas waiting for you to take a wrong step so they can eat you alive, on another hand you have foreigners with the cunning and weapons who eat sharks and piranhas for breakfast, waiting to eat or banish you if they do not get what they want. This may be insignificant in comparison to your daily troubles such as security, the economy, overpopulation, unemployment.

But, was that your chicken chest I saw on the beach?

you have to work out and groom your hair and facial hair better.

You have to represent! half of that hair needs to go. I recommend 3 protein shakes per day. A breakfast of champion, a slice of liver some eggs a glass or vegetable or carrot juice.

One hour of exercise lifting weight to get your body into shape.

My mother used to burst out crying every time there was a documentary showing your friend Titide on television.

I used to cry with her, because his big bug eyes were scary, I thought he was the "lougarou" my mother used to try to scare me with. He even had a scraggly mustache to emphasize those full bubble gum lips of his. Thank god, you look a lot better.

So please, we want to be proud of you. Work on that body before taking other pictures and placing them on the internet for the world to see. With all due respect.

Carine, January 20 2008, 6:46 PM

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